英文幽默風趣哲理小故事

英文幽默風趣哲理小故事一

父子二人經過五星級飯店門口，看到一輛十分豪華的進口轎車。

兒子不屑地對他的.父親説：「坐這種車的人，肚子裏一定沒有學問!」

父親則輕描淡寫地回答：説這種話的人，口袋裏一定沒有錢

(注：你對事情的看法，是不是也反映出你內心真正的態度?)

After his father five-star hotel door and saw a very luxury imported cars.

Son of disdain for his father, said: "The people who take such a vehicle, necessarily Moyouxuewen stomach!"

Father answered lightly: say such things, certainly no money pocket

(Note: Your view of things, is not it also reflects the real attitude of your heart?)

英文幽默風趣哲理小故事二

An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."

"Pless ,say it again me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

一頭大象對一隻小老鼠説：“你無疑是我見過的最小、最沒用的東西。”

“請再説一遍，讓我把它記下來。”老鼠説。“我要講給我認識的一隻跳蚤聽。

英文幽默風趣哲理小故事三

Donny is a seven year old boy. He goes to school every day. The school is near his home.

So he goes there on foot and comes back home on time. But today, he is late.

His mother asks him, “Why do you go to the headmaster’s office?”

Because the teacher asks us a question in class and nobody can answer it, but I can.”

“It’s good to answer the teacher’s question.” “But the question is ‘Who pours ink on my chair?’”

誰把墨水倒在我椅子了?

唐尼是個7歲孩子，每天他都上學。學校在他的家附近。

因為，他不行去上學並按時回家。但是今天他回來遲了。

他的母親問他：“你為什麼去校長的辦公室?”

“ 因為老師在上課時老師問我們一個問題，沒有人能回答他，而我能。”

“ 回答老師的問題是好事。”

“ 但那個問題 ‘誰把墨水倒在我的椅子上了?’”