詼諧幽默的英文諺語

y is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。

should love animals. They are so tasty.

每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。

the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的'老公知道。

nd every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每個成功男人的背後都有一個女人，每個不成功男人的背後都有兩個女人。

y man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，畢竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

聰明人都不結婚，但一旦結了婚很難再聰明起來。