關於愚人節的英語日記帶翻譯

“把大練習冊第31頁32頁上的每一題抄十遍!”詹老師瞪着他那獨一無二的大眼珠説道。你可別以為這是愚人節詹老師和我們開的玩笑，這可是千真萬確的。因為我們在午間自修時，説廢話，而且説個沒完沒了。當時我們聽到這句話，被炸的五雷轟頂，嚇得目瞪口呆，但是不得不抄，因為詹老師分明就是一隻老虎，揍起人來可不得了。

"Copy every question on page 31 and 32 of the big workbook ten times!" said Mr. Zhan, staring at his unique big eyes. Don't think it's a joke on April Fool's day. It's true. Because in the afternoon, when we were self-study, we talked nonsense and never stopped talking. At that time, we were shocked to hear this saying, but we had to copy it, because Mr. Zhan is clearly a tiger. It's amazing to beat people.

大家馬上開始行動起來，剛開始抄大家還精神抖擻的，而且字非常端正。抄了兩節課後，再看大家——都耷拉着腦袋，顯得無精打采。我呢?手抄到像抽筋了一樣，後來一點知覺也沒有了，所以字就像雞腳爪子一樣難看潦草。我的難兄難弟們一直在念叨：“原來的李老師多好。”“李老師不打人不罰抄，有時候家庭作業只要讀一讀。”“我真想李老師……”我覺得好生由李老師來教，差生應該由詹老師教，因為差生沒有規矩就成不了方圓。三年級時其他班的.人都很羨慕我們原來在三一班和三二班的人有這樣一位和藹可親的好老師。

We immediately began to take action. At the beginning of copying, we were still full of energy, and the words were very correct. After copying two lessons, I'll see you all drooping and listless. What about me? It's like a cramp when I copy it, and then I don't have any sense at all, so the words are as ugly as chicken feet and claws. My brothers and sisters have been saying, "how nice Mr. Li used to be." "Mr. Li doesn't beat people or copy them. Sometimes he just reads his homework.I miss miss miss miss li..." I think Mr. Li should teach the good students and Mr. Zhan should teach the bad students, because the bad students can't be square without rules. In the third grade, people in other classes envied that we had such an amiable and good teacher in class 31 and class 32.

唉，想詹老師不兇，不知要等到猴年馬月呀!只是今天可憐我的手啦!

Ah, Miss Zhan is not fierce. I don't know how to wait until the year of the monkey and the moon! Just pity my hand today!