《變形金剛》搞笑台詞摘抄

Ratchett: [scaning Sam's body] The Pheromone levels in the male indicates he wants to mate with the other.

救護車(掃描薩姆的身體)：他體內的荷爾蒙分泌量顯示他想要個女人。

Captain Lennox: [him and his team surrounding a helicopter] Have your crew step out, OR WE WILL KILL YOU!

[Blackout transforms and attacks... ]

萊諾克斯長官(和他的*隊一起包圍了一架直升機)：讓你的駕駛員走出來，否則我們就殺了你!

(因為變形和襲擊而被打斷……)

Mikaela: I'll drive, you shoot!

邁卡拉：我開車，你開槍!

Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: So...

Maggie Madsen: What are you here for?

Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.

Glen: [whispered] Wow...!

Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Who knew?

薩姆·威特維奇：所以……

瑪吉·麥德森：你在這裏幹什麼?

薩姆·威特維奇：我買了一輛車，它能變形成為一個機器人。

格倫(低聲説)：哇哦……

薩姆·威特維奇：有誰知道為什麼嗎?

Barricade: Are you LadiesMan217?

Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Uh...

Barricade: ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?

Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Uh Yes! Yes!

路障：你是"LadiesMan217"(薩姆在Ebay上的`帳號)嗎?

薩姆·威特維奇：呃……

路障：你是"LadiesMan217"嗎?

薩姆·威特維奇：呃，是的，我是!

Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Gentlemen... let me introduce you to my friend: Optimus Prime!

薩姆·威特維奇：先生們……讓我為你們介紹我的朋友：擎天柱!

[Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]

Captain Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?

USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Pocket!

Captain Lennox: Which pocket?

USAF Master Sgt. Epps: MY BACK POCKET!

Captain Lennox: You got ten back pockets!

USAF Master Sgt. Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!

(當他的人正在和"巨蠍怪"作戰的時候，萊諾克斯長官試着給五角大樓打電話)

萊諾克斯長官：我需要一張信用卡，埃普斯，你的錢夾在哪裏?

埃普斯中士：口袋裏!

萊諾克斯長官：哪個口袋裏?

埃普斯中士：後面的口袋裏!

萊諾克斯長官：你的後面有10個口袋!

埃普斯中士：左屁股的口袋裏!

[Captain Lennox is using Epps' credit card to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]

Captain Lennox: Okay, it's a Visa...

International Operator: Also, sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package?

Captain Lennox: NO I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!

(當他的人正在和"巨蠍怪"作戰的時候，萊諾克斯長官正使用信用卡給五角大樓打電話)

萊諾克斯長官：好的，這是信用卡……

國際接線員：先生，你聽説我們關於電話捆綁式服務有超優惠的套餐計劃嗎?

萊諾克斯長官：不!我不需要!