愚人節惡搞祝福短信中英互譯

preacher: why? what did he do to you?

神父：為什麼?他對你做了什麼嗎?

girl: he touched my breast.

女孩：他……他摸我的胸部

preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.)

神父：你是説像這樣子嗎?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)

girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes.

女孩：(因為神父的舉動而有一些害羞)嗯……是的

preacher: that“s no reason to call him that.

神父：只是這樣子的話你沒有理由罵他啊

girl: but he also took off my cloth.

女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……

preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.)

神父：你是説像這樣子嗎?(神父動手脱掉女孩的衣服)

girl: yes, that“s what he did.

女孩：是的，是這樣子沒錯

preacher: that“s still no reason to call him that.

神父：可是這樣子你還是沒有理由罵他啊

girl: and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

女孩：然後……他把他的……那個……放到我的'……那個……裏面……

preacher: (evil laugh...) you mean like this? (and you-know-what)

神父：(奸笑貌)你是説像這樣子嗎?(神父和女孩就那個那個了)

girl: (after a few minutes...) ugh... yeah, that“s what he did...

女孩：(數分鐘後)喔……是的……就是這樣子………

preacher: my dear girl, that“s still no reason to call him a...

神父：我親愛的孩子，就算是這樣你還是沒有理由罵他「你這個………」

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Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !

因為你，我相信命運的安排，也許這一切都是上天註定，冥冥之中牽引着我倆。現在的我想説的是——我上輩子是造了什麼孽啊?!